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<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

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<i>♪ </i>

3
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[car horn blares]

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<i>♪ </i>

5
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[engine revs]

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<i>♪ </i>

7
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Hey there.

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- I got a call
about a female Caucasian

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looking to go bootscootin'
on a Saturday night.

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- Guilty as charged.
- Hop in.

11
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My dad would kill me

12
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if he knew I was going
on a date with a cop.

13
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My dad's the police captain.

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He'd kill me if he knew I was
going out with a firefighter,

15
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and then I'd have
to arrest him.

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- [laughs]
- [laughs]

17
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- You know the best part
about going out with a cop is?

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No red lights.

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[tires squealing]

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Oh!
You like that?

21
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Whoo-hoo!

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<i>[Foreigner's "Hot Blooded"]</i>

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<i>♪ </i>

24
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<i>- ♪ Well, I'm hot-blooded </i>

25
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<i>♪ Check it and see </i>

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<i>♪ I got a fever of 103 </i>

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<i>♪ I'm hot-blooded </i>

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- Holy Spicoli.
Look at the time.

29
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I got a big day planned
with my Mini Firefighter Buddy.

30
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- You signed up to be
a Big Firefighter Buddy?

31
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- That's right.
I'm officially a BFB.

32
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- Oh yeah,
I heard of that program.

33
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That's where they get
a firefighter to mentor some,

34
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like, "troubled youth"
or whatever, right?

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- I've wanted to do this
for a long time

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to make a difference

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in the life of a kid
from a broken home.

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- Yeah, and it's a great way
to meet single moms,

39
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you know what I--what?

40
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And help a troubled kid.
Come on, two birds, one stone.

41
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- Well, what happens
if the kid is a bad seed?

42
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Do you get to do that whole
"Scared Straight" situation?

43
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- Oh, baby,
I would love to see that.

44
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Drill Sergeant Granfield Smith

45
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laying down some tough love
on some punk!

46
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Drop and give me 20, boy, now!

47
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- Is that a doughnut
in your foot locker, soldier?

48
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Chop 'em, Andy.

49
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- Pow!
- Boom!

50
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- No.
- Bam!

51
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- No, troubled kids need
someone who can relate to them,

52
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offer up some
supportive encouragement.

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- Boring.
- Seriously.

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Give me a heads up
if you're gonna

55
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give him the old hose-down.
I'll make some popcorn.

56
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- Now you're talking.
- There you go.

57
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- [laughs]
- Oh.

58
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- Hey, Delilah.
- Okay.

59
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- Hey, Delilah.
- Hey, Delilah.

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Lucy's not here yet?

61
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- Whoa, you look like
a pink puffer fish.

62
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- Yeah, how much cotton candy
died to make that thing?

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I know I look terrible.

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My sister's getting married,
and I'm maid of honor

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if Lucy ever gets here
to relieve me.

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- Delilah, I'm sure Lucy's
stuck in traffic.

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- She'll be here any second.
- Let's hope so.

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- But in the meantime,
I do need to ask you to change

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back into your blues
in case we get a call.

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- Sorry.
- No problem.

71
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- And there's also a pumpkin
that needs to be turned...

72
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- Ha, ha, ha, ha!
God, Andy.

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- Into a carriage.
- She wouldn't let you

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- finish it.
- Yeah.

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<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

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<i>♪ </i>

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<i>Hey!</i>

78
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<i>Help!</i>

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<i>Hey! </i>
Hey!

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<i>- Damn it. </i>
- Somebody!

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Help!

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Help!
Help!

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[screams]

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[grunts]

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- I still can't believe
you broke the window.

86
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- What else
was I supposed to do?

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Our legs are pinned in.

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We still
don't have any service.

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Someone has to find us
soon though, right?

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- There's a reason this is
my number one make out spot.

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It's because
no one comes up here.

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- Yeah, wow,
that makes me feel special.

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I'm so hungry!

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Oh, God, you don't have
anything in your purse, like,

95
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even, like, a power drink
like Brute Force Fuel.

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- No, I don't carry
Brute Force Fuel.

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- It doesn't have
to be Brute Force Fuel.

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It could be Mega Force Fuel.

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- I don't have any kind
of force fuels in my purse.

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- Ugh!
- Oh, I do have these.

101
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- Way to bury the lede!
Brownies?

102
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- Oh, no, no, no.
- My favorite.

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Are you kidding me?

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- Those are pot brownies.
- For reals?

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- They were left over
from a concert I went to.

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Yeah, no judgment here.

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I don't care.
I'm just hungry.

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- No, I just don't think
it's a good idea.

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We're, like, stuck in a car
in a ditch with no way out.

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I just--

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- Uh, I've had
edibles before, okay?

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- I wasn't born a cop.
- Okay.

113
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Ooh, I do have mints.
You want a--

114
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- Mmm.
I'm a big boy, okay?

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I'm gonna be all right.
These are good.

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- Hey, Shorty.
It's Delilah.

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Um, I was wondering if you
could come in and cover for me.

118
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Yeah, Lucy didn't show up,
and it's sort of screwing me

119
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'cause--you don't care.
Don't yell at me.

120
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Okay, I get it.
Bye.

121
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God!
Lucy's killing me.

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Even if she gets here
in the next half hour,

123
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I still gotta redo my makeup,
put the dress back on,

124
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and practice "Uptown Funk"
with the bridesmaids.

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That's gonna take,
like, two hours.

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- She wouldn't do this
on purpose.

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I'm starting to get worried.

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Oh, that gag fire extinguisher
we built.

129
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- No way.
- Yeah.

130
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I wonder if it still works.

131
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- Make that three hours.
- Sorry about that.

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- Oh, man,
my Mini Firefighter Buddy

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should be here any second,

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and I can't wait
to help a kid in need.

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- Oh, Granny,
you know what we should do?

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Get the kid to do
the inventory for us, right?

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- We'll whip his ass into shape.
- Come on, Ike.

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It's not about
whipping him into shape.

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It's about connecting
to his heart, man.

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There's no such thing
as a bad kid.

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- Just a bad role model.
- Ah, good point, Granny.

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- Right?
- Okay, well, oh, here you go.

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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Oh, shit.

145
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It's Hunter,
the kid from the well.

146
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- The kid
who hosed Linda Price.

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The kid from the toy drive.

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Got himself
a soccer mom haircut.

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'Sup, douche buckets?

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- Hunter,
you're my Mini Firefighter?

151
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- Yeah, because
my stupid mom made me.

152
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- Well, call me Granny.
I'm your BFB.

153
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- If by BFB, you mean,
"bzoring fucking bzitch,"

154
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then I guess you are.

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- There it goes.
- Wow.

156
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No such thing
as a bad kid, huh?

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- Eat a dick, nerd.
- Hey.

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This is gonna be fun.

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Where the hell is she?

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- I think Lucy
probably slept over

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at a friend's house
and forgot to set the alarm.

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Like, a girlfriend's house?

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- Or a boyfriend's.
- She's not with a guy.

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- Okay, do I need to explain
the birds and the bees to you?

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She's a good girl.

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- Have you checked
her social media pages?

167
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- You think
we can find something

168
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- on her Oingo Boingo page?
- On her "Boioioing," yes.

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Lucy can't go ten minutes
without posting.

170
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- Well, I don't know
how to do that.

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- I got you.
Oh.

172
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- What do you got?
- Okay.

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- What?
- I got something.

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"Coppin' a lobster
at Il Lobsterino."

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Pretty fancy.
Sounds like a date to me.

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- Don't push it.
- I'm just trying to help.

177
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you want someone else to help,
call the cops.

178
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- I'm not gonna call the cops.
Pfft.

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[phone rings]

180
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- Captain Polonsky.
<i>- Captain?</i>

181
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- <i>Chief McConky here.</i>
<i>- Terry.</i>

182
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- Jerry.
<i>- What do you want?</i>

183
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- Well, I want to see if you
got wind of any incidents

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that might be relevant
to us over here.

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<i>What are you talking about?</i>

186
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- I was hoping
you could shed some light

187
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<i>on the whereabouts </i>
of a firefighter.

188
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- Can you just
spit it out, McConky?

189
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- Okay, Lucy didn't
come to work today,

190
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and we know she was
at Il Lobsterino last night.

191
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<i>Other than that, </i>
there's no sign.

192
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That's interesting.

193
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Jerry Jr.
didn't show up either.

194
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- You mean your son?
- He's from my first marriage.

195
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I'm trying to reconnect,

196
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so I put him
on the force a few weeks ago

197
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and, you know, it's going okay.

198
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- Save it for your barber.
What's that got to do with me?

199
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- Well, he told me yesterday
that he had a "hot date"

200
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at Il Lobsterino,
and he was "fired up" about it.

201
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- No, there is no way
my daughter went on a date

202
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with a Tacoma cop,
especially your son.

203
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- Okay, it does seem like
a strange coincidence

204
00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,485
that they're both
at Il Lobsterino

205
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and they're both late for work.

206
00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:10,968
<i>You know, if I put </i>
my police detective hat on--

207
00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,361
No way.

208
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- I know I said
she was with a guy,

209
00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:15,756
but she's definitely
not with Polonsky, Jr.

210
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I would bet my entire pension

211
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she wasn't out
with Polonsky, Jr.

212
00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:22,066
- And I wouldn't take that bet
because I'd lose.

213
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- Right? No way!
- She's not with him.

214
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There's no way.

215
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- There's no way.
- No, there's no way.

216
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- Oh, God.
I forgot how to breathe.

217
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My heart's gonna explode.
Oh, God.

218
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- Okay, all right, calm down.
Relax, just count to 10.

219
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- Can you have too much pot?
Can you OD from pot brownies?

220
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- You're fine.
- Are you sure?

221
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'Cause I don't feel fine.
I don't feel fine at all.

222
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- Hey, hey, hey, look at me.
Look at me.

223
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Tell me something
about yourself.

224
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- When my mom left my dad,
she made me dye my hair black

225
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so that I wouldn't
remind her of him.

226
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- Let's focus on something
a little more upbeat.

227
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Okay, uh...

228
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I always wanted
to express myself through art.

229
00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,545
Really?

230
00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:08,112
- Yeah, I have sketches
if you want to see.

231
00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:09,679
- Hell yeah,
I wanna see your sketches.

232
00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,115
- You do?
- Yeah.

233
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- They're in the pocket
behind my chair.

234
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:15,816
Here, let me get it.

235
00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:19,036
- I can't reach.
I can't reach.

236
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,777
I got it.

237
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- Okay.
I've been teaching myself.

238
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Picassi's always been
a hero of mine.

239
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- You mean Picasso?
- No.

240
00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,046
Greg Picassi,
he's the sketch artist

241
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,744
- at the station.
- Mm.

242
00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,746
- I've always dreamed of
drawing the face of a bad guy

243
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,487
from the memory
of an unreliable witness.

244
00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:38,882
- Check it out.
- Wow.

245
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:45,454
Oh, these are--
they're unbelievable.

246
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,630
- You don't mean that.
- No, I really do.

247
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:51,547
I think these show
a lot of potential.

248
00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,724
- You're just saying that.
- I think that they're great.

249
00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:57,727
- Oh, I'm freaking
losing it, man.

250
00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:01,078
- I'm losing it.
- Dude, keep it together.

251
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,211
- Oh, God,
whatever happens to me,

252
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,648
don't let me
jump off this building.

253
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,085
- We're in a car
stuck in a ditch.

254
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,087
- [breathes rapidly]
I'm having--

255
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,046
I'm giving birth.
I'm giving birth.

256
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,614
I'm crowning.
[breathes rapidly]

257
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:18,008
- Do you see the head?
- Please get me out of here.

258
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,140
[screams]

259
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,449
- All right, pull and roll,
There you go.

260
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:27,757
Pull, roll, pull,
roll, pull, roll.

261
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,237
Yep, and you roll.

262
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,630
You pull, and you roll.
That's great.

263
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,109
It's even.
That's awesome.

264
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,720
You're really getting
the hang of this, man.

265
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,983
Is this what you do all day?

266
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,506
- Hey, come here.
Stand up.

267
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,814
Hunter, being a firefighter
is a way of life.

268
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,554
We live by a code.

269
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,339
- Yeah, like when your relief
doesn't show up

270
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:47,124
for her shift,
and you have to fucking stay.

271
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,344
- [laughs]
Lady firefighter said fuck.

272
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,215
- How many are in there?
- Eight

273
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:53,478
- All right, look, Hunter,
when I got out

274
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:56,830
of the military,
I had no direction, no purpose.

275
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,354
- [snores]
- Firefighting gave that to me.

276
00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:01,704
- Dude, I didn't come in
to do your job for you.

277
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,488
Just tell me how
to burn down a building.

278
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:06,056
- Oily rags and accelerant--
arsonist's best friend.

279
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,754
- Ike.
- He wants to learn.

280
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,494
- I'm trying to tell him.
- He doesn't want to learn.

281
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,845
- All right, Hunter,
all I'm saying is

282
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,325
you remind me of me
when I was a kid.

283
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,676
- And then you grew up
to be an old bald dude

284
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,155
with a feminine nickname.

285
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,722
- We got a car in ditch
up at Oak Point.

286
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:20,723
Could be Lucy.

287
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:21,898
Let's go.
Let's go.

288
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,727
- [laughing]
Oh, my God!

289
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:28,513
It's so crazy
'cause you're, like, so hot,

290
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,341
but then
when I smush your face,

291
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:33,257
you're like--
you're like a baby.

292
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:36,304
You're like a hot baby.
That's a weird thing to say.

293
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,698
- Dude, I told you
stop squeezing my face.

294
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,091
- Oh, right.
Yeah, okay.

295
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,702
Yeah, hey, cool, yeah.

296
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,965
- Good morning.
How's everyone doing in here?

297
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:48,098
- Oh, my God, Cap,
you are a sight for sore eyes.

298
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,578
- No pain?
You can wiggle your toes?

299
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:50,927
Yeah, we're okay.

300
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,494
- Good 'cause we
want to make fun of you.

301
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,322
- Yeah, totally.
- Just get me out of here.

302
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,367
- Hey, Luce, there's someone
who wants to talk to you.

303
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,195
- Okay.
- You lied to everyone.

304
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,544
You went out with a cop,

305
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,372
and you did the weed
in his car.

306
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:04,593
- I didn't do the weed.
- Excuse me, Chief.

307
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,377
- Can I go--
- Not now, Delilah.

308
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,945
- What I don't understand
is why you violated

309
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,208
an unwritten firefighter rule
of never dating a cop.

310
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,557
So you're telling me

311
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,385
that if a super hot,
dumb, female cop

312
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:15,952
asked you on a date
and offered to buy you

313
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,519
a lobster dinner, you'd say no?

314
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,782
[thunder rumbles]

315
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,785
- She makes a very valid point.
Thank you for opening my eyes.

316
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,657
- It was Polonsky's son!
- Also a valid point!

317
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,398
- All I did was go out
on a date with a dude

318
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,096
who drove his car into a ditch.

319
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,098
- No, you let your shift down.
- Mm-hmm.

320
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,664
- Delilah had
a wedding to go to.

321
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,231
- It's totally fine.
No harm, no foul.

322
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,059
If I leave right now,
I can still--

323
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,801
- I'm sorry, but it's clear
Lucy is still high on the weed

324
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,760
and unable
to perform her station duties.

325
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,370
- I'm not high!
I can work, Dad!

326
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,154
- Please, my sister's
my best friend,

327
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,808
and I made a promise to my dad
on his deathbed...

328
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,462
- Thank you, Delilah.
- That I would be there...

329
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,246
- Get back to work.
- For her to walk her down--

330
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:52,772
- Dad, what is wrong with you?
Delilah, I am so sorry.

331
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:56,427
- Hark, what yonder
window light breaks?

332
00:12:57,515 --> 00:13:01,171
'Tis Lucy,
and she doth complete me.

333
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,086
- Hi, Terry.
- [growls]

334
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,827
- No, no, no, Terry, no, no.
- I'll kill this guy!

335
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,307
No, no, no.

336
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,964
- You don't seem
to be connecting with him.

337
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:14,358
- I'm telling you,
time for Plan B--tough love.

338
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,013
- You guys,
any kid who's that much

339
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,580
of a dick has problems.

340
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,800
Look at that hairdo.
That's not his fault.

341
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,497
We need a breakthrough,

342
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,717
and I know
just the way to do it.

343
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:30,592
- Hey, buddy, what's happening?
- What do you want, grandma?

344
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:33,856
- All right, buddy,
look, I get it, okay?

345
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,250
When I was young, I thought
I was a tough guy too.

346
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,469
I didn't know
how to talk about my feelings

347
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:41,124
until I met these guys.

348
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,826
[high-pitched]
Whoo-hoo-hoo, I'm Fireman Bob,

349
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:50,481
and I can say
whatever's on my mind.

350
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,874
- You started
playing with dollies?

351
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,833
I'm not a dolly.

352
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,140
I'm part of an ancient art form
that takes great skill to use.

353
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,055
You should try it.

354
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:02,450
It's Bucko, the dog.
Here.

355
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:07,716
Come on.
You got anything to say, Bucko?

356
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:11,067
- You can't tell me what to do
'cause you're not my dad.

357
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,547
And what's your dad like?

358
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,117
- He left when I was six,
and he never calls.

359
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,032
<i>[tender music]</i>

360
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,469
I wish I was talking to him.

361
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:24,515
- You, see?
Puppets are cool, right?

362
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,648
Yeah, I guess.

363
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,955
- Hey, Granny,
I'm sorry to take you away

364
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,521
from your dollies,
but you got to come with us.

365
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,001
I got a thing happening.

366
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,221
- Can I stay here
with the puppets?

367
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:37,006
<i>♪ </i>

368
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,704
Yes, yes you can.

369
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,359
Here--just--
you're gonna love it.

370
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,883
- Come on.
- You'll love it.

371
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,885
They're really good friends.

372
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,887
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

373
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,023
- You drove
my daughter into a ditch.

374
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:57,940
- Chief, have you
ever seen "Avatar"?

375
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,681
What?

376
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,684
- In "Avatar"
when the blue people mate,

377
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:05,992
they make love
using their tails.

378
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,255
- You better choose your next
words very carefully, mister.

379
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:12,085
- I thought long and hard
about these next words.

380
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,956
- Hmm.
Gross.

381
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,395
Lucy McConky...

382
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,093
<i>[tender music]</i>

383
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,921
will you marry me?

384
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,749
- Oh, um.
- Are you kidding me?

385
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,056
- What does this
have to do with "Avatar"?

386
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,797
- Do you see what you've done?
Hmm?

387
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,060
- How do you date this guy?
- It's none of your business.

388
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,323
- He's waiting for an answer.
Go ahead, marry him.

389
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,239
- Oh, well, since you own me,
don't I need your blessing?

390
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,067
- Oh, you got it.
Let's do right now.

391
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,983
I'm a justice of the peace.
I would be happy to officiate.

392
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,421
Lucy McConky...

393
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,423
will you marry me?

394
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,208
- You already asked me that.
- I did?

395
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,601
- Mm-hmm.
- And what did you say?

396
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,562
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

397
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,825
<i>♪ </i>

398
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,001
- Yes.
I will marry you.

399
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:02,613
- Oh!
Boom, yippee!

400
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,660
- Congratulations,
we're family!

401
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,619
[laughter]

402
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,360
- I promise
I won't miss it, okay?

403
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,971
Look, I'm trying
to get out of here.

404
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,798
- Delilah, go put
your dress back on.

405
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,626
I can go?

406
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,629
- No, Lucy's still stoned,
and she needs a maid of honor.

407
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,762
- Go.
- [grunts angrily]

408
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,547
<i>♪ </i>

409
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,201
Man, we made a breakthrough.

410
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,464
This is a totally different kid
from this morning.

411
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,382
[laughing]

412
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,781
Oh, hell no.

413
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:43,263
You pyro-ass, affluenza,
gob of snot piece of shit!

414
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,568
What's wrong with you, man?

415
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,005
You can do
whatever you want to me,

416
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,485
but do not fuck
with my puppets!

417
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,183
- Whoa, Granny,
now don't forget

418
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,228
we want to figure out why
he's exhibiting this behavior.

419
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,621
Yeah, chill, bruh.

420
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,623
- Oh, you want me
to chill, bruh?

421
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,320
How about I
chill my ass right here

422
00:16:57,364 --> 00:17:00,671
and watch you do 100 pushups?
Get down, let's go.

423
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,586
- Ooh, baby, I knew it was
gonna be worth the wait.

424
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,066
You can't do this.

425
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,068
- Now it's 200 pushups
'cause you're

426
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,592
talking back, you stupid
piece of monkey vomit.

427
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,073
What the hell are you doing?

428
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:14,033
- Well, this is my
Mini Firefighter Buddy, so...

429
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,947
And you think that gives you

430
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,863
the right to scream abusively
at him and make him do pushups?

431
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,823
- I--it was--uh--
- [imitates mumbling]

432
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,259
Granny's so mean.

433
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,392
Oh, honey, don't cry.

434
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:26,958
I'm reporting you

435
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,656
to the Big Firefighter
Brother organization.

436
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,833
You're lucky
I don't arrest you.

437
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,227
Lucky.
Come here, sweetie.

438
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,185
Let's get away
from this pendejo.

439
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,882
Anything you say, Officer.

440
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,450
- [stammering]
- My phone!

441
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:43,540
<i>♪ </i>

442
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,281
I was just kidding before.

443
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:48,893
My dad lives with me,
but he's a dick like you.

444
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,504
<i>♪ </i>

445
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,723
- Ow.
- Bitch.

446
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:55,509
- Huh, are you okay?
- Yeah.

447
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,206
- You're a bitch!
- Hey, hey.

448
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,774
- Apologize to Lucy.
Tell her you overreacted.

449
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,863
- No, I live
for a good game of chicken.

450
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,299
You know why
they call me chief?

451
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,909
- Because you love
chicken and beef.

452
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,650
- Because I love
chicken and beef!

453
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,262
- [whistles]
Gentlemen.

454
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,786
- What do you want?
- I come in peace.

455
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,309
- Okay, all right.
Yeah?

456
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,790
[sighs]

457
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,357
Look, I just wanted to say

458
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,055
that I've never seen
Jerry Jr. like this.

459
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,754
He truly loves your daughter
to the moon and back,

460
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,148
and, look, I know
we've had our differences,

461
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,804
but maybe, just maybe
this romance could serve

462
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:32,720
as a bridge of healing
between our two stations,

463
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,375
especially since
we're gonna be family.

464
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:38,769
<i>[tender music]</i>

465
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,772
[laughing]

466
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,513
I couldn't do it!

467
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,167
I challenged myself
to go 60 seconds

468
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,256
without laughing,
but I can't because this

469
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,910
is the funniest thing
that I've ever seen.

470
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,259
I don't find the humor in it.

471
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,826
- Look at it
from my perspective.

472
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,133
When Jerry Jr. told me
what he was gonna do,

473
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,786
I didn't care anymore
that he had wrecked my car.

474
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,919
I didn't care anymore
that the kid was an idiot.

475
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,616
I told him
"That's a great idea."

476
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,401
And do you know why?

477
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:02,967
Because I couldn't wait
to see the look

478
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:06,014
on your stupid face
when he did it.

479
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:09,539
But the best part is that you
are such a dumb son of a bitch

480
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,802
that you made her say yes,

481
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:15,763
and now
they're getting married.

482
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,634
- That's it.
- All right, all right.

483
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,375
Come on,
settle down, everybody.

484
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,637
Enough, Polonsky,
you've made your point.

485
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:23,727
- Get out of here.
- [giggles]

486
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:27,992
Oh also, may their first child
be a masculine child.

487
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,864
- Get out of here.
- [laughing]

488
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:33,041
- Terry, call it off.
- I'm not backing down.

489
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:40,831
<i>[Mendelssohn's </i>
"Wedding March"]

490
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,224
Dearly beloved,

491
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,966
We are gathered here
to join my son,

492
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,229
Officer Gerald Polonsky Jr.,

493
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:52,103
and Terry McConky's precious,
beloved daughter Lucy.

494
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:56,804
I can't begin to convey
how much joy it brings me

495
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,240
to see the love

496
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,503
that these two young people
have found.

497
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,592
Vicky is gonna be so pissed.

498
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,768
I can't wait to see her face
when she finds out

499
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,206
that her daughter married
Polonsky's son on a whim

500
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,773
in your fire station
without her here,

501
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,559
- and you encouraged it.
- Okay, thanks.

502
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:15,039
- Jerry Jr.
has prepared his own vows.

503
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,302
This should be good.

504
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,694
Thank you, father.

505
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:22,090
My heart is rock hard today

506
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,440
as I look into the eyes
of the woman

507
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:27,617
I plan to spend
the rest of my life with.

508
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:31,752
I can't begin to say
how much I love Lucy.

509
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,235
Oh, Lucy.

510
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,238
[laughing]

511
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,630
Holy shit.

512
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:44,504
- [laughs]
- Oh, boom.

513
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:48,159
"I Love Lucy"?
[laughs]

514
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:51,032
[imitating Ricky]
Lucy, I'm home.

515
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,121
[laughs]

516
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,949
This guy knows
what I'm talking about.

517
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,951
- That's my best man.
- Great.

518
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,432
Well, if anybody present
believes that these two people

519
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,173
should not be wed,
then speak now,

520
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:05,916
or forever hold your peace.

521
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,831
<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

522
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,920
Please don't say anything.

523
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:13,750
Please don't.
Please don't.

524
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:19,626
<i>♪ </i>

525
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,541
- Nobody?
Last call.

526
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:23,282
<i>♪ </i>

527
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,588
Wow.
Okay.

528
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,460
By the power vested in me

529
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,157
by the great state
of Washington,

530
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,507
I now pronounce you

531
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,771
man and--

532
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:37,296
- Uncle!
- Shit, so close!

533
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,689
- What?
- I'm so sorry, I can't do it.

534
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,387
I just didn't want to be judged

535
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,127
for wanting a free dinner
from a hot guy.

536
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,086
I thought he would have
sobered up by now

537
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:46,783
and snapped out of it.

538
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,308
And, Dad, I thought you
would have put a stop to this.

539
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,092
- I was just trying
to honor your choices.

540
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:53,312
- But Lucy,
we were meant for each other.

541
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,314
You talked me off the ledge.

542
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,099
- Dude, have some self-respect.

543
00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,884
She's only doing this
to stick it to her dad.

544
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:02,321
Don't be a dumb ass.

545
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,714
- Thank you.
<i>- 781 family dispute.</i>

546
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,629
<i>497 West Quaker Street.</i>

547
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,979
- 10-4.
On our way.

548
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:12,156
- Come on, Jerry Jr.
Let's do it.

549
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,333
Come on, let's go.

550
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,857
Firefighters suck.

551
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,642
I made this for you.

552
00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,427
Oh.

553
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,692
Wow,
looks just like me.

554
00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:29,217
- It's my greatest work.
It's my Mona Lisy.

555
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,653
Thanks, Jerry.

556
00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:33,787
- Don't forget me.
And rest in peace.

557
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:37,225
Drive safe.

558
00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:38,966
[applause]

559
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,402
Allow me to be the first

560
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:42,361
to congratulate you
on your nope-tials.

561
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,972
- Well, I guess
I don't need these anymore.

562
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:47,496
- Oh!
- Oh, my God.

563
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:50,760
- Son of a bitch.
- I am so sorry.

564
00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,675
May I please leave now?

565
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:54,764
Yes, you can go, Delilah.

566
00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:58,377
- Oh, God.
- Oof.

567
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:01,684
- Have fun.
- Hope you enjoy the wedding.

568
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,383
- Oh!
[siren whoops]

569
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:08,561
- Ugh.
[sighs]

570
00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:13,043
Honestly, this is

571
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:15,176
the best wedding
I've ever been to.

572
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:17,526
[laughter]

573
00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:24,838
- My therapist says that I know
that I'm worthy of love,

574
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:26,622
but I keep wasting that love

575
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:29,451
on women that are
emotionally unavailable.

576
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:33,020
And it all stems from
my relationship with my dad.

577
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,587
Oh, come on.

578
00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,197
Why don't I keep
getting stuck with you

579
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,025
weepy-ass,
sensitive old people?

580
00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:40,288
- Dude, I'm laying myself
bare here.

581
00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:41,898
It's a ride along.

582
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,292
Let's go infiltrate
a drag racing crime gang.

583
00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:49,297
- Is that the guy that gave you
an F in French class?

584
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:52,082
- Yes, it's that douchebag
Monsieur Aragon.

585
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:54,258
Let's go kick some derriere.

586
00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:55,869
Oui, oui.

587
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:58,872
<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

588
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:05,966
<i>♪ </i>


